Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
“The Power of Jesus Impales You!”
The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.
Phil Caracasas Jesus Christ
Murielle Varhelyias Maxine Schreck
Maria Moultonas Mary Magnum
Tim Devriesas Father Eustace
Ian Driscollas Johnny Golgatha
Josh Graceas Dr. Praetorious
Tracy Lanceas Gloria Oddbottom
Glen Jonesas Father Alban
Mike Funkas Danny Sabbath
Lucky Ronas Blind Jimmy Leper
Jeff Moffetas Santos
Ivan Freudas Narrator
Erica Murtonas Maggie
Alex Godinas Father Avellino
Shelly Pedersonas Woman Blessed on the Beach
Thetis Bernardas Beach Vampire #1
Adel Croteauas Beach Vampire #2
Karen Friisas Dancing Angel #1
Marlene Friisas Dancing Angel #2
Guen Douglasas Dancing Angel #3
Sarah Levitinas Dancing Angel #4
Eva Colpaartas Dancing Angel #5
Ranita Raggoas The Straight Shooters Waitress
Christopher R. Buggas Atheist #1