Scary Movie 5

“Evil is coming. Bring protection.”

A string of impossible murders plagues a suburban family, each victim marked by an inexplicable symbol that no one can account for. Jody Sanders (Ashley French) and Dan Sanders (Simon Rex) scramble through increasingly absurd explanations and half-baked investigations, dragging their kids along. What holds them together through the chaos is less logic than sheer stubborn devotion to making it through the next ridiculous night.